You knew it was coming...
You were powerless to stop it...

Date:

October 24, 1998

Time:

9:30 or so until the sun drives us back into our coffins

Place:

Matt & Glenn's House o' Horrific Hauntifications

Costumes:

Wear 'em if you got 'em.
Individuals without costumes will be stretched on the rack, beaten with a wet noodle, shaved with a rusty fork and forced to endure 8 hours of Jerry Springer's "Too Fat for TV!"
Or maybe we'll just make fun of you. The choice is your's, my friend.

Drinks:

Got 'em. The house has a wet bar and will have a keg of Killian's Red available.
However, feel free to bring your own if you choose.

Friends:

Friends and dates of guests are welcome.

Fiendish Frivolities and Ghoulish Goings-On:

You'll just have to show up to know for sure, but here's a partial list of what's going on:

• LIVE BROADCAST on the Internet (check back here if you can't make to see what you'll miss!)
  
• Get a photo of yourself in a coffin - (Just how often do you actually get to see yourself in a coffin?)
  
• Torture Chamber/Dance Floor
  
• Water Torture in the Hot Tub
  
• Costume Contest with Cheap-O (tm) prizes!
  
• Weird people!
  
• So much more that we can't mention here due to cases already in litigation!