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Albums and Singles

So Long Seventies
Members: Joe and Garth
The first tape released by the boys, it was a spoken word comedy album recorded on New Years Eve of 1979.

Big Lizard in my Back Yard
1984 Fever Records (dist. by Restless Records)
Members: Dean Clean, Dave Blood, Joe Jack Talcum, and Rodney Anonymous
[picture of band from album]
Lyrics to the album
  1. - Tiny Town
  2. - Beach Song
  3. - Plum Dumb
  4. - Swordfish
  5. - V.F.W.
  6. - Rastabilly
  7. - Serrated Edge
  8. - Lucky
  9. - Big Lizard
  10. - Gorilla Girl
  11. - Bitchin' Camaro
  12. - Filet of Sole
  13. - Spit Sink
  14. - Violent School
  15. - Takin' Retards to the Zoo
  16. - Junkie
  17. - Right Wing Pigeons
  18. - Dean's Dream
  19. - Laundromat Song
  20. - Nutrition
  21. - Tugena

Eat Your Paisley
1986 Fever Records (dist. by Restless Records)
Members: Dean Clean, Dave Blood, Joe Jack Talcum, and Rodney Anonymous Mellencamp
[picture of band from album]
Lyrics to the album
  1. - Where the Tarantula Lives
  2. - Air Crash Museum
  3. - KKSuck2
  4. - Fifty Things
  5. - Happy Is
  6. - Beach Party Vietnam
  7. - I Hear Your Name
  8. - Two Feet Off the Ground
  9. - The Thing that Only Eats Hippies
  10. - Six Days
  11. - Swampland of Desire
  12. - Take Me Apart
  13. - Earwig
  14. - Moron
  15. - The Fez
  16. - Vince Lombardi Service Center (cd only bonus track)

Bucky Fellini
1987 Fever Records (dist. by Enigma Records)
Members: Malory, Dave Blood, Joe Jack Talcum, and Rodney "Cosloy" Anonymous
1987 Fever Records (dist. by Enigma Records)
Lyrics to the album
  1. - The Pit
  2. - Take Me to the Specialist
  3. - I am the Walrus
  4. - Watching Scotty Die
  5. - Going to Graceland
  6. - Big Time Operator
  7. - Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance to Anything)
  8. - The Badger Song
  9. - Tacoland
  10. - City of Mud
  11. - Rocketship
  12. - Nitro Burning Funny Cars
  13. - Surfin' Cow
  14. - (Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern
  15. - Jellyfish Heaven

Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance to Anything)
1987 Fever Records (dist. by Restless Records)
[picture of band from album]
  1. - Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance to Anything) (Hung Like a Horse Mix)
  2. - Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance to Anything) (Radio Edit)
  3. - Boner Beats
  4. - Ask Me to Dance
  5. - Tugena
  6. - Vince Lombardi Service Center

Beelzebubba
1988 Fever Records (dist. by Enigma Records)
Members: Dean Clean, Lord Maniac, Jasper Thread, Rodney Amadeus Anonymous
Lyrics to the album
  1. - Brat in the Frat
  2. - RC's Mom
  3. - Stuart
  4. - I Walk the Thinnest Line
  5. - Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
  6. - Bad Party
  7. - Punk Rock Girl
  8. - Bleach Boys
  9. - My Many Smells
  10. - Smokin' Banana Peels
  11. - The Guitar Song
  12. - Born to Love Volcanos
  13. - Everybody's Got Nice Stuff But Me
  14. - I Against Osbourne
  15. - Howard Beware...
  16. - Ringo Buys a Rifle
  17. - Life is Shit

Punk Rock Girl
  1. - Punk Rock Girl
  2. - Ringo Buys a Rifle
  3. - Dizzy In The Daylight

Smokin' Banana Peels
1989 Fever Records (dist. by Enigma Records)
(promotional item, not commercially available)
(both sides of the 12" are have the same track)
  1. - Smokin' Banana Peels (Radio Edit)

Smokin' Banana Peels
1989 Fever Records (dist. by Restless Records)
[picture of band from album]
An essay on smoking banana peels (175 kb)
  1. - Smokin' Banana Peels (Bill Cullen Trail Mix)
  2. - Smokin' Banana Peels (It Ain't Over 'Til the Dead Milkmen Sing Mix)
  3. - Smokin' Banana Peels (Album Mix)
  4. - Smokin' Banana Peels (Bill Cullen Trail Mix 7-inch Edit)
  5. - Smokin' Banana Peels (Mr. T for Two Mix)
  6. - Depression Day Dinner
  7. - The Puking Song
  8. - I Hate Myself
  9. - Girl Hunt
  10. - Death's Alright with Me

Metaphysical Graffiti
1990 Enigma Records
Members: (currently no member list for this album)
Lyrics to the album
  1. - Beige Sunshine
  2. - Do the Brown Nose
  3. - Methodist Coloring Book
  4. - Part 3
  5. - I Tripped Over the Ottoman
  6. - The Big Sleazy
  7. - If You Love Somebody, Set Them on Fire
  8. - Dollar Signs in Her Eyes
  9. - In Praise of Sha Na Na
  10. - Epic Tales of Adventure
  11. - I Hate You, I Love You
  12. - Now Everybody's Me
  13. - Little Man in My Head
  14. - Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes and How! (guest vocals - Gibby Haynes)

Soul Rotation
1992 Hollywood Records (dist. by Elektra Entertainment)
Members: Dean Clean, Dave Blood, Butterfly Farnweather, H. P. Hovercraft
Lyrics to the album
  1. - At the Moment
  2. - The Secret of Life
  3. - Big Scary Place
  4. - Belafonte's Inferno
  5. - The Conspiracy Song
  6. - How It's Gonna Be
  7. - All Around the World
  8. - Silly Dreams
  9. - Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys
  10. - God's Kid Brother
  11. - If I Had a Gun
  12. - Here Comes Mr. X
  13. - Shaft in Greenland

The Consipiracy Song
1992 Hollywood Records (dist. by Elektra Entertainment)
(promotional item, not commercially available)
  1. - The Conspiracy Song
  2. - South Bound Suarez (cover of Led Zeppelin song)

If I Had a Gun
1992 Hollywood Records (dist. by Elektra Entertainment)
  1. - If I Had a Gun
  2. - Bitchin' Camaro (The Best Thanksgiving Ever) (Live)
  3. - (#3 is part of Bitchin' Camaro)
  4. - Silly Dreams (Live)
  5. - The Conspiracy Song (Live)
  6. - Dolce

Secret of Life
1992 Hollywood Records (dist. by Elektra Entertainment)
(promotional item, not commercially available)
  1. - The Secret of Life

Not Richard, but Dick
1993 Hollywood Records
Members: Dean Clean, 11070, Butterfly Fairweather, Arr. Trad.
[picture of band from album]
  1. - Leggo My Ego
  2. - I Dream of Jesus
  3. - Jason's Head
  4. - Not Crazy
  5. - Let's Get the Baby High
  6. - Little Volcano
  7. - Nobody Falls Like
  8. - I Started to Hate You
  9. - The Infant of Prague Customized My Van
  10. - The Woman Who Was Also a Mongoose

Now We Are Ten
1993 (independent release)
  1. - Beach Song
  2. - Labor Day
  3. - Don't Abort that Baby
  4. - Girl Hunt (from "Funky Barn" live tape. Recorded live at Stephanie Rowley's barn dance in Bedminster,PA October 22,1983)
  5. - Land of the Shakers
  6. - I Don't Wanna
  7. - Milkmen Stomp from "Death Rides a Pale Cow" tape. Recorded January '84 in Dean's Basement studio
  8. - Beach Song
  9. - Dance With Me
  10. - Labor Day
  11. - Bitchin' Camaro
  12. - Plum Dumb
  13. - Swordfish
  14. - VFW
  15. - Spit Sink
  16. - Introduction
  17. - Laundromat Song
  18. - Filet of Sole
  19. - I Hate Myself
  20. - Junkie
  21. - Right Wing Pigeons
  22. - Dean's Dream
  23. - Rastabilly
  24. - Takin' Retards to the Zoo
  25. - Violent School (from "Dead Milkmen Take the Airwaves" live tape. Broadcast on WXPN-FM May 6, '84)
  26. - Stupid Mary Anne (from a live broadcast on WXPN-FM February 27, 1987)
  27. - Surfin' Cow (recorded in Joe's Cold Damp Basement studio in March 1993)

Chaos Rules: Live at the Trocadero
1994 Restless Records
  1. - Tiny Town
  2. - I Walk the Thinnest Line
  3. - Smokin' Banana Peels
  4. - Surfin' Cow
  5. - Bitchin' Camaro
  6. - Where the Tarantula Lives
  7. - Nutrition
  8. - Big Lizard
  9. - The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
  10. - I Hate You, I Love You
  11. - Lucky
  12. - VFW
  13. - Punk Rock Girl
  14. - Rastabilly
  15. - Stuart
  16. - Right Wing Pigeons
  17. - Tacoland
  18. - Laundromat Song
  19. - Swordfish
  20. - (unlisted) If I Had a Gun

Stoney's Extra Stout (Pig)
1995 Restless Records
Members: Dean Clean, Dave Blood, Joe Jack Talcum, Rodney Anonymous
[picture of band from album]
  1. - Peter Bazooka
  2. - Train I Ride
  3. - The Girl with the Strong Arm
  4. - I'm Flying Away
  5. - Helicopter Interiors
  6. - The Blues Song
  7. - The Man Who Rides the Bus
  8. - Don't Deny Your Inner Child
  9. - When I Get to Heaven
  10. - I Can't Stay Awake
  11. - Crystalline
  12. - Chaos Theory
  13. - Khrissy
  14. - Like to be Alone
  15. - Big Deal

Death Rides a Pale Cow (The Ultimate Collection)
1997 Restless Records
Members: Dean Clean, Dave Blood, Joe Jack Talcum, Rodney Anonymous
  1. - Milkmen Stomp (previously unreleased)
  2. - Tiny Town
  3. - Big Lizard
  4. - Bitchin' Camero
  5. - Nutrition
  6. - Dean's Dream
  7. - Beach Party
  8. - The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
  9. - Big Time Operator
  10. - Instant Club Hit
  11. - Surfin' Cow
  12. - Labor Day (previously unreleased)
  13. - I Walk The Thinnest Line
  14. - Stuart
  15. - Punk Rock Girl
  16. - Smokin' Banana Peels
  17. - Life Is Shit
  18. - Do The Brown Nose
  19. - If You Love Someone, Set Them On Fire
  20. - Peter Bazooka
  21. - The Girl With The Strong Arm
  22. - Big Deal
  23. - The Blues Song

 

 

Bootlegs

(ed. note - please let me know if you are aware of any other bootlegs and possibly where to get them)

Tipitina's, New Orleans, September 17, 1990
Cassette only

  1. - Big Time Operator
  2. - Beige Sunshine
  3. - RC's Mom
  4. - Where the Tarantula Lives
  5. - Rastabilly
  6. - Methodist Coloring Book
  7. - I Against Osbourne
  8. - Part 3
  9. - If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
  10. - Now Everybody's Me
  11. - I Hate You, I Love You
  12. - Serrated Edge
  13. - VFW [Not broadcast]
  14. - The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
  15. - Beach Party Vietnam
  16. - Tiny Town
  17. - Nutrition
  18. - Bitchin' Camaro [The story]
  19. - Bitchin' Camaro [The song]
  20. - Beach Song
  21. - Stuart
  22. - Swordfish/You'll Dance To Anything
  23. - Big Lizard
  24. - Dollar Signs In Her Eyes
  25. - Smokin' Banana Peels
  26. - Punk Rock Girl
  27. - Astro Zombies [Cover of an old Misfits song]
"This is a radio broadcast, PERFECT quality! Somewhat censored (the guy usually wasn't fast enough), VFW wasn't broadcast because of 'lyrical content'."

Waterloo, Canada
Cassette only
  1. Brat in the Frat
  2. Tiny Town
  3. RC's Mom
  4. Lucky
  5. I Walk the Thinnest Line
  6. Big Time Operator
  7. Swordfish / Instant Club Hit
  8. Punk Rock Girl
  9. Serrated Edge
  10. VFW
  11. Stuart
  12. The Thing that Only Eats Hippies
  13. I Against Osbourne
  14. Take Me to the Specialist
  15. I am the Walrus
  16. Beach Party Vietnam
  17. Bitchin' Camaro
  18. ?? / Nutrition
  19. A Message to Rudy (cover of The Specials song)
  20. Smokin' Banana Peels
  21. Where the Tarantula Lives
  22. Right Wing Pigeons
  23. Life is Shit
  24. Rastabilly
  25. Takin' Retards to the Zoo
  26. Rock 'n Roll Queen (cover of a Mott the Hoople song)
Drop some mail to coryg@community.net for info on getting ahold of this one.
This discography is by no means complete. It represents the albums and singles that I personally own or ones I have heard about. If you have any additions or corrections to make, please leave a comment for me.

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